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This IKEA parody of a porn site is perfect

Suitable for work. (Especially if your work involves flat-pack furniture.)

THIS IS the IKEA ‘Malm’ bed, staple of a thousand rental-house bedrooms.

Ikea.com

This is the parody porn site about the bed, called Hot Malm.

It declares:

Hot new Malms are being stripped down, screwed and laid by the thousands every day, and it’s our mission to expose them.

The site is created entirely from photographs of Malm beds. They come in different categories…

… and feature all sorts of highly explicit Malm action.

You can even watch the… business… in real time.

Yeesh.

Meanwhile, banner ads clamour for your attention. Like this!

Or this.

And if you’re unsatisfied, you can even

If you click the link, here’s where it brings you:

Wow.

All images from hotmalm.com except where noted. H/T The Daily Dot.

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