Sickner but ten out of for having the balls and very funny

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as “Euro-English”.

In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”.. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of “k”. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced with “f”.. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent “e” in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with “v”.
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vordskontaining “ou” and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza.
Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

Germanys answer to jackass.

Ha ha very good

Mein Arsch!

that was fantastic

Brilliant!

I’m just so surprised that the camera holder held himself together well enough to keep filming. I’d be the other guy: a heap on the ground. Lmfao

Looks very painful on the old Coccyx.

Smashing! He’ll not sit for the week.

Hahshagagaga this is fuking hilarious

Brilliant! Mein Arsenstumpfen. :o

Brilliant – was hoping he would fall through on the slide back over thought !!!!

Loved his Eddie Murphy from Trading Places impression at the end when he’s dragging himself along the ice on his kness…..

One of the funniest videos I have ever seen…..CLASS!

OOOOO mein arschen!!!!

Spent the whole time he laughing on the ice praying it would collapse – now that would be one hell of a finale!

das war nicht gut, oh mein arsch…… Klassic!

Break your hole laughing …

That is high-larious!!!! Poor ba***rd! Hahahahaha. :)

best laugh all day

Wish he had played last Friday

N ice

It’s not often we get to laugh at the stupidity of Germans so I am thoroughly enjoying this moment!!!

Das is nicht ser gut.

So funny. Cheered up the day already.

Ouch…sore coxis.

hahahah

Just watched this clip on Chelsea lately on e !!! Your 48 hrs ahead of American trending !!! Go the journal !!!!

Germans don’t have a good history of achievement in cold weather. They would have experienced emotions similar to this guy when attempting to invade Russia in winter.

Give that guy a medal! Hilarious!

:-))))))) now that’s funny

Klein wisher

What an idiot.

Somebody is following Damon Lindelof’s twitter..

I am amazed that he isn’t taking up a bed in a spinal injuries unit… The silly bugger…. Hello to a life time of back issues!

Funny, but that idiot perhaps just started himself into lifetime of issues with his lower back for his own wish.

That ice should sue his ass for emotional damages and physical harm.

Gotta love the German sense of humor. Bit of a giggle when it goes wrong and a hit incest video if plans are strictly adhered to

Douche bags of the highest degree!!!

I sincerely hope that hurt really badly.

Hans likes a good ole’ jump..