UGH. HIPSTERS ARE so mainstream these days. They must diversify, go deeper.
These have broken off from the posers and are hardcore hipster, we’re just not sure if we can allow it.
It’s too much.
1. This guy, who’ll let you pick a subject and price and give you a poem in return
2. The King hipster, just getting from A to B
That’s one sweet retro soundsystem-transport hybrid.
3. This guy
iPods? Never heard of em.
4. This dude, just writing his indie novel outside the best secret coffee place in town
5. UGH the iPhone is way too convenient as is
6. These hipster microbes, living on Earth before it was all the rage
7. The owner of this appallingly impractical device
You feel so hip though.
8. This casual hobbyist, spinning some yarn in her downtime
How does she carry that around? It’s just a back problem waiting to happen.
9. The person who left this outside to get their first-gen iPod fixed
10. Or the guy who wants you to know it’s his preferred mode of transport, while using another form of transport
Stop.
11. This pair, who could genuinely be Amish or members of Mumford and Sons
Who can tell? And put on some shoes.
12. Sick of wearing black frames without the lenses? Just tattoo them on your damn face
13. This mum, who has brought her hipsterdom into parenthood
Buggy? Sure EVERYONE is using buggies these days
