THE FANTASTIC GET In The Sea Twitter account has one purpose – to call out ludicrous things that are happening and banish them to the sea.
And they do it with some very NSFW language and plenty of anger. All of these things need to Get. In. The. Sea:
1. This train passenger
2. Man bun royalty
3. This poor pooch
4. This unbearable hipster
5. Kit Kat’s banter brigade
6. This high fashion statement
7. These dungaree shorts
8. This proposal
9. Anything to do with the cereal cafe in London
10. This complex daily diet
11. Festive beard baubles, of course
12. Any early morning cheerful raves
13. This audacious form of transport
14. Any smug early riser with a packed schedule
15. Everything about this outfit
16. This smooth operator
17. Any business that does this
18. Out of the boot of a Morris Minor, you say? Into the sea
19. This poor, indecisive lad
20. Anything to do with the glorification of beards
21. And finally, this tattoo
Wonderful.
Keep your eye out on the @getinthesea account for more perfectly reasonable demands.
