HOW DOES GEORGIA Salpa smooch? It’s one of the age-old questions, and the people of Ireland have waited too long for an answer.
But we finally have one, thanks to this preview clip of the Salpster playing tongue twisters with Jennifer Maguire.
Turns out there’s a lot of tongue, and the whole experience looks kind of like one of those kisses you have before you know how to kiss, when you’ve only heard about it from your mate’s older brother and are actually a bit disgusted by the idea, but feel like you have to do it anyway.
So there we go. No, we have no idea why these two are smooching.
And no, tonight’s episode of Republic of Telly will not be in any way exploiting her status as a minor-league sex symbol.
Not if this other preview clip of her eating an ice cream is anything to go by: