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Here's why you should be happy you don't have a Garth gig to go to

Support group, gather round.

GATHER ROUND CHILDREN. We know you’re upset. But it’s over. He’s gone.

You’re probably sick of his very being, but a lot of people are dissappointed

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WELL WE DO.

Here’s a cuddly puppy getting its belly rubbed to help you feel better.

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Now, be glad it didn’t happen, for these very valid reasons.

1. We can remain a nation divided

2. At least everyone will stop talking about it now

After this, of course.

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3. There’ll be NO traffic around Dublin

Well, less than usual.

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4. It’s raining… kinda

You wouldn’t want to get your cowboy hat wet, IMAGINE.

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5. You have all that FREE MONEY you got the tickets with

Go spend it.

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8. Feather boas won’t be littering the streets tomorrow

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9. How else would everyone be smug?

Now, sing this over and over and we’ll all be healed.

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