A can opener?

It’s no wonder her fantasies are so wild.

That poor woman must be extremely frustrated!

Surely the fact it started off as fan fiction for the Twilight saga is proof of a boring life?

Life’s pleasures can come cheaply. In the 1960s a cheap bottle of Johnson’s baby oil brought immense pleasure to myself and a girlfriend. However, those fish tanks full of guppies which adorned her bedroom were very disconcerting.

I saw her interviewed on AtTheRaces last week, she didn’t look like I was expecting. And she got embarrassed when Gary O’Brien asked her about jockeys and whips.

Can someone please tell me, an ordinary joe soap. what the hell this fifty shades of grey crap is about. Did you ever notice the media create their own sensationalism. Someone decides to plug a book and then we are all supposed to get with the programme and KNOW what its all about. I’d rather read the Dandy to be honest then read this crap. Just get a porn mag and be done with it.

Well, what ever her life was, it isn’t that now! She must’ve made 10million now, if not more… The book won’t be for everyone’s taste but there must a few people out there that like it. I say good luck to her!

Why is anyone still talking about this?

I read all 3 and they were brilliant hoping she writes another few just like then ill preorder now if I could lol

Niall Leonard, is a hugely successful screenwriter who is represented by Valerie Hoskins, one of the very top literary agents in the UK. Even Niall had to put it delicately to Valerie. Apparently he wondered if she could give his wife some tips, rather than ask straight out if Valerie would read Fifty Shades, with a view to representing it. Valerie will not take a pitch from an unknown author, how do I know? Apart from the fact that this is clearly stated on her website, I broke that rule. Valerie helped me get my first attempt at writing (a fairy story) to Warners. That was a very long time ago, and I was already knocking on Warner’s door so all Valerie had to do was ring the bell. Without Niall, Fifty Shades could still be a download at Writer’s Cafe and Deadly Prediction might still be unfinished on my hard drive, in search of a proper plot.



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The book is a great excuse for people to talk dirty in public. I didn’t finish the book.

Well they won’t have a boring life now after all the sales of the book.. Thanks to the public who went gaga over it in the first place.