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12 complicated feelings the world has about mayonnaise

The devil’s sauce.

MAYO IS A bit like marmite. It’s disgusting, and spreadable.

1. BUT, it’s an important topic that needs to be discussed

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2. There’s no avoiding that creamy white substance

I wish there was a worldwide mayonnaise ban so I can eat a sandwich without having to wipe off that disgusting white goo for once.
— Ginger (@GingerSnap6994) April 23, 2015

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3. We all know its origins

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4. The vital difference between garlic mayo and garlic sauce is hard to explain

note to self: garlic sauce is mayonnaise and I hate mayonnaise so I shouldn't let the "garlic" bit lull me into thinking I like garlic sauce
— bat020 (@bat020) October 14, 2014

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NO. IT’S DIFFERENT.

5. It never seems to come in small measures

Somebody at @Arbys really likes mayonnaise. That's the new Grand Turkey Club. I had to use a spoon. Yuck! pic.twitter.com/K8qYrRc4yH
— @kdarty@hachyderm.io (He/Him) (@kdarty) August 2, 2013

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at #subway: "can i just have a tiny bit of mayonnaise?"....ok, or you can just dump the whole bottle on my sandwich.... #thatscool
— Maria Mehringer (@MEMehringer95) September 28, 2011

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6. It never fails to go all over the face of the cretin eating it

Thanks, didn’t want to eat my lunch anyway.

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7. People always take it too far

Disgusting. RT @Poochda63: Made a layered Bologna Cake with mayonnaise and mustard icing for my birthday http://t.co/9nacn5CjYo
— Celestial (@Cey_theVirgo) March 30, 2015

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8. You LIKE your sandwiches dry, OK?

mayonnaise and ketchup are the most disgusting things ever created I literally cringe at the smell, texture, look of them
— Champagne mami (@jdawgfin) March 28, 2015

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9. Those who eat it with a spoon… WHY

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10. Some people just can’t be spoken to

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11. What about when it gets heated up by other items in the deli roll? WHAT THEN?

Is there anything more disgusting in this world than the smell of hot mayonnaise?
— David (@dw00dz) May 12, 2015

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12. Basically, just think twice when you crack open that jar

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12 complicated feelings the world has about mayonnaise

1. BUT, it’s an important topic that needs to be discussed

Whoops!

We couldn't find this Tweet

2. There’s no avoiding that creamy white substance

3. We all know its origins

Whoops!

We couldn't find this Tweet

4. The vital difference between garlic mayo and garlic sauce is hard to explain

5. It never seems to come in small measures

6. It never fails to go all over the face of the cretin eating it

7. People always take it too far

8. You LIKE your sandwiches dry, OK?

9. Those who eat it with a spoon… WHY

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We couldn't find this Tweet

10. Some people just can’t be spoken to

Whoops!

We couldn't find this Tweet

11. What about when it gets heated up by other items in the deli roll? WHAT THEN?

12. Basically, just think twice when you crack open that jar

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