RIGHT NOW, ALL of the world’s best up and coming comedians are congregating in Edinburgh for the famous Fringe Festival.
TV channel Dave asks the public to vote for the best gags of the festival each year – last night, pun fan Darren Walsh was named the Joke King of 2015.
Here is the one-liner that stole the show:
I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It’s Hans free.
WEH WEH WEH. And the rest of the top 10, in order:
2.
Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse… But enough about Kanye West.
- Stewart Francis (last year’s winner)
3.
Surely every car is a people carrier?
4.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
5.
If I could take just one thing to a desert island, I probably wouldn’t go.
6.
Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That’s not a miracle. That’s tapas.
7.
Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight. Blue sky at night: day.
8.
The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves.
9.
Clowns divorce: custardy battle.
10.
They’re always telling me to live my dreams. But I don’t want to be naked in an exam I haven’t revised for.
- Grace the Child (she’s 12 years old!)
