IN A SHOCKING turn of events today, a man wearing a shirt offering drugs to anyone who wants drugs, has been arrested for possession of drugs.
Not even Keith Barry could see that coming.
John Balmer was arrested in Tampa Bay, Florida, when police searched him after getting a glimpse of his tshirt.
The 50-year-old genius was carrying meth and marijuana, which he tried to hand to the person behind him in the Kmart queue he was standing in when police approached.
According to the police report, the person declined to take the bag and a cashier informed the police.
That sound? Palms hitting faces all over the world.
