I work with a few zombies

I’ve never seen a zombie running so they won’t catch me!!

Plenty of zombies down on the boardwalk !!!

That’s ok we can feed all the zombies to the vampires, after the vampires have had their feed the werewolves can eat them up.

Everybody’s happy, but can vampires turn into zombie-vampires and can werewolves turn into zombie-werewolves if they are contaminated with zombie blood/meat?

Depends if they were Shamblers or Sprinters. Z-Day is coming, the sooner people square that away with themselves the better!

Considering the appropriate response to a zombie is a gun shot to the head, and america aint short of guns or nuts. This could have gone very wrong.

It would be a dream come true. Real life Call of Duty! Just get the Goverment to hand out a few Styers so we can blow there heads off. Great craic! :D

They’re already here…..to most Dubliners they’re called skangers but to the goody 2 shoes PC heads they’re……ahem……vulnerable chemically dependent individuals……and the will eat you if they think that there’s some drug buying money inside them

The problem with doing something like that is what do you do when someone does take it seriously and beats their head in with an axe handle?

My ex became a Zombie every time she saw a shoe shop

More importantly how do vampires shave themselves in the morning if they have no reflection in the mirror ?!!!

I’m gonna eat your brains and gain your knowledge!

Could it be that Ireland is Run by Zombies

Looks like a rerun of Oireachtas Report to me.

Isn’t a zombie somebody who dies, is buried and then rises from his/her grave after a few days and goes walkabout? Now where did I hear that before?