RULE OF MODERN life #413: Where there are people with unusual medical conditions, there will soon be a reality TV show.
Meet Abby and Brittany Hensel. Conjoined at birth, they have two heads and share one body. Which contains two hearts, four lungs and one digestive system. They have two legs.
And now they also have their own show. “Get to know Abby & Brittany, conjoined twins who are getting ready to graduate from college and start life on their own,” reads the TLC blurb.
So is this the point where modern pop culture implodes, consumes itself in a puff of smoke and it turns out we’re all just figments of Octomom’s imagination? We think it might be.