CHARLIE SHEEN SPENT the weekend in Dublin, apparently just to give an on-stage shout out to his old pal Slash.
He brought his new missus Georgia Jones, who naturally is an actress in movies only suitable for grown-ups.
Naturally he documented the whole thing on Twitter. (Are you still here, Charlie? Come say hello!)
Here’s how it went down:
1. He appreciated some of our local cuisine
2. And our fine beverages
A little confusion about the colour, but hey. We all have to learn somewhere.
3. He made some daring fashion declarations
With some equally daring spelling.
4. He became Jesus
Is that a tube of toothpaste around his neck? Moisturiser? Athlete’s foot cream?
5. He compared Slash to Beethoven