1. Rory McIlroy
On ending his engagement to tennis player Caroline Wozniacki.
2. Kanye West
Oh, just Kanye comparing his wife to a dinosaur.
3. Iggy Azalea
Iggy Azalea addresses a paparazzi photographer with this topical reference.
4. Gwyneth Paltrow
On her decision to split (“consciously uncouple”) from her husband Chris Martin.
5. Willow Smith
On how she likes to write her own novels.
6. Twink
On the kidnapping of her dog Teddy Bear following the death of her dog Bertie Ahern. (Yep.)
7. Jennifer Lawrence
Jennifer Lawrence speaks out about her nude photos being leaked.
8. Idris Elba
The tweet that sent Twitter into a frenzy.
9. Lupita Nyong’o
Accepting her Oscar for 12 Years A Slave and introducing “Your dreams are valid,” to the lexicon.
10. Kim Kardashian
On cropping her daughter out of a selfie.
11. Jessica Chastain
On why she couldn’t go to space, as if it were an actual possibility.
12. Matthew McConaughey
Disclosing who his personal hero is in his Oscar acceptance speech.
13. Liam Payne
On claims that he was faking smiles in fan selfies.
14. Mary Berry
On the time Danny Dyer licked her ear at the TV Choice Awards.
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