Lagarde: O yes yes …. I love shadow puppits too !! …….look look this one is Greece being gobbled up by the IMF

“So Mr.Noonan, you new punt coins will be this size”.

This is how much hope you have of a better deal!

“Strauss Kahn’s was this big”

Lagarde: Vous mettez l’classes moyennes et inférieures entre vos doigts comme ceci et presser …
Noonan: Sure we always do that anyway….it the FG way.

“…… and I said to Enda, sure Nikolas is only this small, don’t let him push you around…..”

You must understand you only matter this much!!!

“I’m THIS close to burying your little country”

You spell Christine with a C not a K!

So let me get this straight, I understand ye are a small island, where?

So ah sedd-uh, “eet looks like a coq only smallair..”

Lagarde: “Monsier Morning Noonan Night, your chances of getting an interest rate cut are this small.”
Noonan: “So we have a chance? Woohoo!”

oui Michael, I could not believe Carla is pregnant too!!!

| don’t think that’s half a mars bar in your pocket.

Christine says Mr Noonan you need to cut yours and all your ministers salaries in half before you get the small people of Ireland ready for next shock.

Christine: This is how much Europe really thinks of Ireland!

michael…christ christine i can’t tell them that
christine….look just tell them this much

Read my digits. NO small cuts!

Cucumbers should be this size only

“This is how sorry Thierry Henry REALLY was…”

So there I was in a bar and there was this crab sitting in the corner giving it all this …

thiery henry is this big in france

“If the French Minister for Finance had made such a guarantee, the largest piece we’d have found of him the next morning would be about this big”

all we ask you to give to disabled irish people is THIS amount – why you look at me like that Mr. N?

I remember when your hair was this long Mick.

You will only need to raise the taxes a leeeetle bit.

“Un Petit – D’un Petit, ca ton a Vol”

“Balls this size are not taken serious in Europe,,,,,do you understand now Mr tick tacks? “

Monsieur Noonan. … I can’t give anymore on this matter.. maybe a little more for a lick of that Wibbly Wobbly Wonder you talk about so much on that Gifted programme.

How well can you perform, my last one I baled out was only this size.

“…and in exchange, we want a little island or two. Not Lambay, one of the nice ones.”

“We could increase it by this much to keep Sarkozy happy”

You see it’s not really a ring, I just push my fingers together and it looks like a ring. Now you try.

“It’s not like slicing a salami or cutting the end off a cucumber,” You “pinch”. That is how the IMF go about penny pinching.

Just tell them it will only cost this much !

Lagrand; Noo Noo Noo Noonan…. that is too many grand…..

Noonan; oh yes you will girl

I was this close to getting found out, but the super injunction put a stop to that…phew!

Michael you are this close to me pulling out the few remaining hairs in your head.

“You sink you ‘ave been shafted, leetle man? We are only in thees much.”

The ones in here are this small…the ones out there are far away!!!

…then Darth Vader just did this…. and he was dead!!

‘e is small comme ca, and say’s ‘e ‘as a pot of gold for you, a le end of le rainbow…

Christine I refuse to negotiate with your invisible elf.

Mais oui -I will recommend to the French Government a reduction in the interest rate but I understand that the amount of wine in the bottles suppled to a very large client of theirs “de Dail “-i believe you may know of it ,Monsieur Noonan,it will be reduced by this amount !

C is for Cu*t

compared to Dominque Strauss Kahn’s entertainment budget, mine is this big..

“Zut, I dropped my ‘andcuffs. Massage my fun-hedge, I’ll get them later.”

Compared to what the last Irish Minister of Finance phoned you about, you’ll want to take my phone calls !!!

Non, Non, Non – I said I had zis much Croque Monsieur!

Your chances of getting a cut in your interest rate my cherie are this small my little bald friend ( say it in a husky french accent )

In greece they have these little delightful stuffed vine leaves Mick, when I am finished with the IMF over there it’ll be one of the only green things they will have left!

Sarkosys nose is out of joint about this much Mick!

… and 4 clicks to the right. There you have it……more money!

So Michael, lets get this straight, an Irishmans is THIS size?

dont worry Michael, those Germans will still love you a much as, well this much.

Michael, can’t you just raise corporation tax by un petit peu, non?

forget the 5 point plan its a two point plan now

Petite, it means small….