Who’s a good boy??!! Who’s a good boy??!! You are! Yes you are!! The best boy!!

Feck off Nicholas, teasing me with this euro coin behind the ear trick. Noonan looks there twice a week as it is.

Theres gotta be an “off” button here somewhere………………….

Yes, I caught me a leprechaun. Now give me your pot of gold…!!! All are troubles are solved..

Not a caption. But ugh that gives me the creeps.

Come here & I’ll tell you what to tell them…

“who’s your daddy????”

Enda “Can I knock off an hour early Boss?”
Nick ” HaHa get back in the kitchen and don’t interrupt me again in front of my friends again!”

We have so much in common Monsieur Kenny, we both surrendered to the Germans haha!

ill break your neck enda if we don’t get our money back!

“Hey Dimitris look at zis. I saw it on Star Trek once. I just pinch is neck ere and he will be completely within my power.”

”Heey Haaw, Heey Haaw!! What is dis, you carazy Irish man!! You still use Dax Wax in your hair?”

Ahh, wet willy!!

“Ah, non, non, Dimitris. This is not the real Enda. Regardez – I will show you. (Grabs and rips off face-mask). Voila, it is our good friend – BERTIE!!”

All captions are excellent.. Who says the Irish have lost our sense of humour!!(not yet anyway)

Sarkozy to Enda -
“I’m serious… Give me your lunch money now, or you’re dead after school”.

Nicolas Sarkozy says to Dimitris Christofias.: Do you see how I control this fecking idiot (H)a (H)a (H)a.

I hate what FF have done to our country, but at least Bertie would have stuck the head in Sarkosy if he did that. Enda, you’re a lightweight!!

Where is ze pot of gold my little leprechaun friend, zat iz ze only money you will see for quite some time eh?

See…if ya pull this ear billions come out and if ya pull the other ear you get a prepared signture to go on our agreement. This guy is the gift that just keeps on giving…

My doggie loves it when I rub him behind ze ear and so does enda don’t you boy, don’t you. I’m a teaching ‘im a new trick to fetch a ball ‘e can already ‘oll over and play dead. Just be careful and don’t over xcite ‘im or heel pee all over ze rug!

Nothing to fear for EU referendum , you crack me up Enda.

Sarkozy gives me the creeps.

Enda to Sarozy : “Don’t Sir please, I’m sorry, I didn’t know the difference between a million & a billion!”

Sign the treaty McFly!

sarkozy doin what we all want to do….SMACK THE STUPID CLOWN ACROSS THE HEAD?

Sarkozy “I’m suprised you are still alive after what you said at davos.”
enda “do I get my reward now???”

Ahhh Dimitri you must see zis, when I pull the ear ‘ e laughs, when I rub ze belly he gives me ze euros!

“Why so serious Dimitris?”, we are smiling, yet, you do not smile. Look at Enda, he smiles, he’s appy.
I am appy, you non appy? Why? Appy is good non ?

Sarkozy: “Enda, you scalliwag! What’s all this talk about burning bondholders?”
Kenny: “Nothing, my liege, ho ho ho. Your bicep is so amazing.”
Sarkozy, to the other guy: “He’s so well-behaved. Soon he’ll raise the corporate tax rate.”

“I know there is a string down there you puppet,I’ve been pulling it long enough”

When I rub behind his ear, his little tail wags! Good boy!

You are funny man Enda but say that again and I will KILL you!

He’s pulling him by the ear like a bold child untill he toes the line like a good little boy

J’taime oui J’taime (insert seedy French porn sounding music by Serge Gainsbourg)

Nic to Dimitri: ……aah you are a secret anglo irish bondholder as well? zen let me introduce you to Zis boy Enda -he eez our best friend…

He’s patting him down for his lunch money.

“The hand of frog – part deux”

Nicolas “Get on you knees”
Kenny ” No, No please not in front of the cameras”

Mon Dieu, Enda, you petit rascal, with your people’s borrowing madness! Hoho! Allez!

“No Monsieur Kenny – I am, as you say, not tall, but eet iz you that is zee LITTLE man – Now Allez”

“Mais oui, mon ami Monsieur Kenny, didn’t I tell you zat paying ze Bondholders woudn’t hurt at all, you little rascal you. Now Zimitris – look deep into my eyes. You will pay ze Greek Bondholders like a good little boy too”.

Got ya by the short and curlies ya dumb Paddy mucksavage..

enda kenny = enda ireland

There’s a good boy Enda, who’s a good boy Enda, Fetch Enda, Fetch :)

Meow, mon petit Celtic Tiger!!

Sarkozy looks like Sonny Corleone to Kenny’s servile Tom Hagen.

Sarkozy is on the last lap as he will be facing an election in April. As for Enda we will have four more years of God knows what.

Enda “I’d give me left lug for a cut in the interest on the bailout Nic…………………………..”,
Nic “well, me and Merkel have everything else, might as well take the ear aswell…………”

Dimitris face is priceless. Shocked by Kermits behaviour

Monsieur Inda, our pensions are safe now.

“Now roll over Enda and I’ll tickle yer tummy. Yes I will, yes I will…”

He’s trying to find our last euro behind his ear. It’s not surprising he’s has to shake pretty hard

“Who’s your daddy?”

“Its ok Enda we won’t force you to do anything hahaha” “Yeh haha eh Sarkozy your hurting me”

Now remember monsieur kenny…its paris’s way not frankfurt’s way.

A la fr ted: you tell me you’re not increasing your corp tax again enda, and I’ll put your head through the wall.

Enda: So you want a BJ as well €1.25bn!!! OK! Yipee! Better than Gilmore always pestering me for one.

Ze treaty passes or you lose an ear Enda, just like in ze Go father,no!

Garçon! D’eaux Perrier! Vite ! Vite!

Who’s a good dog?

Theres a good gobshite Enda and remember Henry didnt REALLY handle ze ball…….

Sarko “I bet the Greeks wouldn’t let me away with this (sniggers gleefully)”

Foreplay

Get on the naughty step enda a minute for every year of your life … Now say you are sorry

Enda”…..argh…..stop it….ur hurting me!”

Saw it on the news yesterday. Looked like sarkozy was trying to laugh off and get away from endas pleading. Looked to me like enda was trying hard throughout but they weren’t taking him seriously. Think enda needs to stand up to the bullys and have them pleading with him instead.

A guggy guggy gu! A guggy guggy gu! Clap hands if you love me the best!

Kenny is just giggling like a schoolgirl, Sarcozy then gives him a euro to go spend in the shop…………………(accompanied by – “go on, get out of here you little scamp”)

Sarkozy ” I did not know that we made a male barbie that will do anything you want it too”

he wants a cut , we will give him the guillotine

‘Honestly Enda, you dont want to hear this….. its for your own good!’

Don’t we love this little Enda fellow, he’s so cute, and later, Dimitris, we’ll use a whole box of condoms on him.

Do as we say, or I rip off your ear and give you to Carla, she like to use the strap-on.

He is probably just interfering with him!! since they are having such a good time riding the Irish people!!

Enda thanks for the 1.25 billion you can spend the weekend with Carla

Ah cutchy cutchy kooooo, cutchy cutchy kooooooo,

Tickle, tickle, tickle, now who’s a good boy. Now lie on your back while I get Angela to tickle your belly.

I learnt this tactic from Thierry Henry

Don’t worry Inda….. I’m only winding you up.

Sarkozy “….and we think we’re bad with our one downgrade…..this fella…junk by name, junk by nature…isn’t that right.enda??”
Enda “…yes it is sir.”

Listen very carefully I shall say this only vonce…. (a la ‘Allo, ‘Allo )

Ah Enza u r vat ze francs zay, A GOBSHITE!!

Oi Garson, you must ear me out.

Enda Ha ha Irish folk are greedy Fuc@ers

Nick If I had said that, my head would have been on the block. How do you get away with it?

he is a bigger pussy than merkel

he is giving him a slap on the ear for not doing as he was told!

Let me toss your hair Enda! pleeze ! you are such a good leetle garcon !!

Think Sark is saying… ‘Dimmy… you know they tagged my self and Angela…. Mercozy… Well this is the Irish gobshite Kendozy…the name says it all.. Mon Dieu… Good job he doesnt understand French like you and I do.. ah now Dimitris.. I dont call you ‘Dimdozy’!!!

i love you leprechuans! you make me look taller!!

“He’s a thoroughly lovable creature,every time I say fetch,he delivers every time!”

Sad indeed , we shall wipe the smile off both their faces , once at least

nuggie

A form of punishment used to assert dominance in a social structure, usually given when a lower person does or says something stupid or annoying. It consists of rubbing of the knuckles hard against the skull to cause moderate pain. Usually the head is held stable with the weaker arm, and the nuggie is given by the stronger arm.

“He’s a thoroughly lovable creature and very easily trained,when I say fetch,he’s very anxious to please.”

here’s a euro , now go get me a can of coke, muh lil b*tch. ACKHH NO TALKING BACK NOW

I ask him Dimitris, who is the leader of Ireland and he say him, I ask again and he give the right answer, moi and he says I can have his nations lunch money too.

Sarkozy looks like Mr Bean with hair , and Mr Bean didn’t need words to get what he wanted ! … Grow up Enda & hand him a bag of puke !! =)

hitler had a dog called blondie that he tested his suicide pill on for his loyalty, now i sarkozy have a blondie who will swallow the fiscal pill so as i can live on

Sarkozy: ” Where do you think you’re going Enda… while your diwn there…..”

and then I told them that the wealth would eventually trickle down ……

If you hold a referendum
We will cut you loose till you float to Florida

Sark – Leo Vardakar – yuz need to reign that scallyway in …
Enda – I’ll send him to the gulags.
Sark – With a nam lik tat it sud be not be a problem.
Enda – So how bout that haircut, Mr. Sarkosy?
Sark – Oh Bertie, you cracks my up sometimes. You can do little with ginger. Ask Angela.
Enda – That’s a bit racist, isn’t it?
Sark – Oh you Irish. We are starving people in their beds and you is play the race card.
Enda – Sorry, Mr. Sarkosy.
Sark (laughing hysterically) – Oh Bertie. I is only tossing your salad. I weel miss all this. When they throw to the dogs. And you Bertie – Eyes weel miss you the most.

good lapdog enda ..

{Translation from French} “Dimitris, watch how his heart and mind will follow when my left hand squeezes his testicles. It works when it’s Derry well done!”

come er Endy you good boy its wet Willy time for you. no no not the wet Willy……. you kids go on. yes you laugh why you destroy the country get them out.

You’re a good boy bird, I know it was you bird. It wasn’t me Nic, it was the Irish people & the tinker girl.

And you got that past those lefties in the labour party and as you say in Ireland ” your some man for one man”

Nick: Don’t worry Edna you are not to blame for this.

Enda: ah thanks nick I new that already I wasn’t a greedy bugger.

Now nic there’s no need to show me what Linda did poor veruca is upset enough

Your not as dumb as you look .