Dana performs ‘All Kinds of Everything’ for the millionth time in front of an all new X Factor panel. Things sure went downhill after Cheryl left and was replaced with a floating head.

Bashful, Grumpy, Doc, Sleepy, Sneezy and Dopey all wished that they too had headed out west in search of Snow White with Bashful

“Wake me up when it’s over” seems to cover it, I think…

Photo 1: Dana was right to skip this gig

Photo 2: Can somebody please reattach Higgins body to Higgins head

Photo 3: If i close my eyes and recite poetry I can pretend he’s not there

Photo 1:
Mary Davis- I’m bored ( see what I did there ).

Photo 3:
Sean Gallagher- I’ve been a youth worker, community activist, campaigned for people with disability …………
MDH- ( thinking to himself) Oh for the love of God, not all this again. Mother bloody Teresa has done less.

Photo 1 – L-R – Bashful, Sleepy, Doc, Sneezy, Dopey and Grumpy
Photo 2 – Modelling for a bronze bust for Aras An Uachtarain
Photo 3 – “Sweet Jesus, will someone please shut him up?”

Photo 1.
Martin McGuinness: “Damn – the snoring woke me up!”

Michael Twee :"Ok lads, who took me booster seat?"

photo1 inclusion my arse , i don’t even want to be included in this debate.
photo 2 the dominate stag gallagher spotted a threat in the rough at the edge of the plain.
photo3 jesus gallagher i’m old, please finish before i die.

Photo 2: ‘Which of them is ahead?’

Is there any chance at all they could throw in a few more candidates? I don’t think I want any of them to be president of Ireland.

Pic 2: I’m prepared to put my head on the line for this presidency!

Pic1: (Martin MCG): I haven’t a clue where Dana is. She said something about getting a highchair for someone and left.
Pic2: (Michael D): Oh my God! Someone took the cork out and I’m deflating!
Pic3: (Sean G): A one on one with Michael D? What’s that suppose to mean?

#3 – Would he ever stop going on about the bleedin’ Dragon’s Den?!

Pic 1= Today we have decided that we will job share.

Pic 2 = Michael D to play Kim Jong Il in remake of Team America World Police.

Pic 3 = Christ that Gallagher would give a headache to an aspro.

Photo 1: Dana asks the other Candidates to respect the Angeles.
Photo 2: Michael D Higgins Perfects his Yoda impression!
Photo 3: Sean Gallaghter asks the other Candidates, ‘ If we leave now do you think Michael D could find his own way out?’

Photo 1. Presidential nod off.

A vote for Gallacher is a vote for a failed business man with no income and a lifettime fianna failer….

photo 1:(mary and david), “hurry up ive a dentist appointment” :’(
photo 2 (michael d) “keep rubbing sean,no one notices”
photo 3 “thanks sean,do ya have a smoke?”

1. Michael D “They’ll learn hehe.. by the time this is all over they’ll all look as old as me hehe …”

2. Latest polls show Michael D is a head !

3. Sean Gallagher ..”Michael cut the telepathy trick out will you ! I You wont get me to say Im with Fianna Fail !” .. ”
Michael D.. “Say it Sean, SAY IT… damn telepathy never works !”

Caption Photo 1: The panel are asked to create a tableau indicating where they think they are in the polls, Mitchell visibly struggles to get past McGuinness. Higgins accused of excessive modesty.

Caption Photo 2: Higgins uses Jedi mind control to render Gallagher catatonic. Nobody notices.

Caption photo 3: Undeterred, Higgins uses Jedi mind control to make Gallagher go dangerously off message. Under Higgins direction Gallagher declares “enormous admiration for the bank guarantee and all of Fianna Fail’s other policies, especially the ones that really annoyed the electorate”. Small riot ensues.

Are we there yet?

Photo 1 – No Dana? Where is that bloody constitution book when its needed
Photo 2 – Little and Large
Photo 3 – And the most shiny head 2011 finalists are………….

omg… Martin McGuinness is the only 1 awake!!

Photo 1: Is it over yet?
Photo 2: If I start at the black spot at the back of the room long enough do you think it will turn into a chicken salad roll?
Photo 3: Did I ever tell you I was a Dragon?

When will this END!!!

Photo 1; After all this, I hope i win the big prize; 7 or even 14 years Vacation!!

WHICH IS THE ODD ONE

Photo 1 Siesta time.
Photo 2 Do we stand up for our national Anthem???
Photo 3″ Dún do peil tá pein í mo ceann”

Photo 2 Leading stars announced for the remake of Twins

Let us not waste our time in idle discourse! (Waiting for Godot)

(photo 2) In a prescient move, MDH sent a bust of himself, complete with security guard, to the debate.

Photo No.1 IRELAND’S FUTURE: A DIM REFLECTION!

Photo No. 2 THE LABOUR PARTY: BEHEADED!

Photo No. 3 RUFFLING MORE THAN A FEW FEATHERS, EH?

Heads will roll in the Aras
…it’s a sexual thing.

1-Candidates feel the heat as painting destroyed by Shiny Head Radiation !
2-Michael D shrivels into the background as Gallagher absorbs water directly from glass into throat through tie ( What an investment ! )
3-If only I could reach the Mic , I might get a word in edgeways !

Magnificent Seven remake casting almost complede

Pic 2: Sean Gallagher!! Thinking to himself!!!! “mmmmm hungry, Mickey D’s head is starting to look appetising!!! Drool drool drool!!!

Photo 1: Bashful, Grumpy, Doc, Sleepy, Sneezy and Dopey all wished that they too had headed out west in search of Snow White with Happy

Photo 1:
Mary Davis: bloody starving wish I had my fecking Special K this morning!

Mickey D: I’ll just sit back and let them at it.

Sean Gallagher: look down and pretend to be awake!

Gay Mitchell: Oh look I’m looking down my nose at these people… It is fun!!!

MMG: Nelson Mandela blah blah blah blah blah…

David Norris: Dam that important announcement thingy didn’t work what dastardly trick can I use next.

Picture 2:
Dublin wax museum unveils its latest wax dummies:
Festor and Golem from Lord of The Rings

Picture 3:
That dammed man if it weren’t for him it would be mine all mine!!!!

Pic 1 Mitchell: ‘Celebrating 50 years? How long is this canvassing lark gonna take!?!?’

Pic 2: Little and Large announce new around Ireland Comedy Tour.

Pic 3, Michael D: ‘Oh mo Dhia, hogging an páirteach arís’ (ps. Translation courtesy Google)

Photo 2 – Gallagher is ahead
Photo 3 – Gallagher is ahead
Looking forward to someone with a bit of gusto in the Aras

Photo 1: Well myself and my good friend Nelson were just discussing this issue over coffee at the weekend…
Photo 2: I would like to introduce you all to new my ventriloquist doll
Photo 3: Michael D ”brain freeze brain freeze!! Why did I have that McFlurry?!”

Pic2. The competition for best party piece begins with MDH doing ‘Iv no body’ trick while SG does his Boxer Dog look-a-like. Wonder what Dana will do!!!!

Photo 1 – stills image from Dana’s latest music video, a cover of Wham’s ‘wake me up before you go’
Photo 2 – polls show Sean Gallagher leading Michael D by a small head
Photo 3 – I may be a Dragon, but Michael D is definitely out!

Photo 2

When you’re ahead keep a head!

picture 1 WILL THIS PAIN EVER GO AWAY
picture 2 THESE 2 ARE BEGINNING TO LOOK ALIKE
picture 3 ILL JUST HAVE A WEE SLEEP FOR MYSELF

Photo 1 – Martin we’ve heard it all before, you were never a member of the ICA!
Photo 2 – Match of the Century featuring Michael (David) Higgins versus Sean (Goliath) Gallagher!
Photo 3 – “I swear on the sacred Constitution I was only resting my eyes!”

Photo number one. 6 of the twelve Apostles

2nd photo The battle is on may the best man win

3rd photo One optimistic one asleep if you snooze you could loose.

1# Waiting for Dana
2# Oh is that her?
3# No its a waitress, Sean G: sorry love could you bring us some tea? Micheal D: When will this end?

Pic 1. What we all need here is some Divine inspiration.
Pic 2. I don’t feel too happy with him so close behind me.
Pic 3. Ah, now I can relax, he’s asleep.

pic 1: i think i have more hair than you gallagher

pic 2: earnest isn’t he, i’ve have much more experience, hence the calm and reflective mood.

pic 3: i’m NOT nodding off. i’m expressing my elder statesman pose,

1st pic. "What we need now is Divine intervention"!
2nd pic. "I’d feel happier if he were in front of me"!
3rd pic. "ah, I can relax now, he’s asleep.

Another Groundhog Day

OH GUD! Get me outta here!

THE only man on the ball is mc guinness as the photo showes