# bite - Today’s News
Fake it til you make it…
# bite - Monday 13 October, 2014
The Barca striker is back in the headlines for the right reasons.
# bite - Thursday 14 August, 2014
However, the player will be able to train with his new Barca team-mates.
# bite - Monday 14 July, 2014
We thankfully don’t have any nasty sharks in Irish waters, but even if we did, we wouldn’t need to get worked up about it.
# bite - Thursday 3 July, 2014
Fianna Fáil’s Dara Calleary suggested the Communications Minister was “doing a Luis Suarez on it”.
# bite - Thursday 26 June, 2014
The ban amounts to four months away from the football field.
# bite - Wednesday 25 June, 2014
The Uruguay and Liverpool star is under fire after allegedly biting an opponent yesterday.
# bite - Tuesday 24 June, 2014
Obviously, we haven’t seen the defender’s shoulder very often, but they look like bite-marks to us.
# bite - Sunday 30 March, 2014
The Northampton Saints and England hooker will be spoken to by his coach Jim Mallinder.
# bite - Saturday 11 January, 2014
The 26-year-old striker insists he has learned from previous mistakes.
# bite - Monday 23 September, 2013
# bite - Tuesday 10 September, 2013
Former England back Austin Healey remarked, “You don’t put your fingers in a dog’s mouth.”
# bite - Thursday 29 August, 2013
‘Look down, referee Steve Walsh, look down’.
# bite - Sunday 25 August, 2013
Though it doesn’t look too happy about it.
# bite - Thursday 6 June, 2013
The Irish prop was due to learn his fate at a disciplinary hearing in Brisbane this morning.
# bite - Friday 31 May, 2013
“If I stay,” said the striker, “I will do my best here but I don’t think that will happen because of all the bullying against me.”
# bite - Thursday 25 April, 2013
A lunar eclipse will take place tonight, so you’re advised to look up between 9 and 10pm.
# bite - Wednesday 24 April, 2013
The Anfield defender says Suarez needs to be helped rather than hounded out of the Premier League.
# bite - Monday 22 April, 2013
The former Liverpool midfielder feels the Uruguayan may struggle to find another top-level club if he was moved on.
# bite - Sunday 21 April, 2013
Earlier in his career, the striker received a seven-match ban for biting.
# bite - Wednesday 17 April, 2013
Paddy McBrearty reported a wound at half time of Donegal’s draw against Dublin this month.
# bite - Wednesday 9 January, 2013
Bite has published a list of rules ahead of its relaunch next week. There’s bad news for James Blunt too.