YOU MAY ONLY know the bidet as that mysterious thing your posh neighbours had down the road.
It may have been pink, with scalloped edges.
But bidets are real, and they’re back. Above, a guy reviews one, LIVE, while sitting on it. (Also, while his cat watches. That’s weird, right?)
Confused? Try this video on how a bidet works. Watch out for the line: “The pulsation feature can be used to give yourself a massage.”