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12 things that are better than sex, according to people

A groundbreaking investigation into the science of pleasure. Includes Irish accents!

SEX IS ENJOYABLE. This is a generally accepted fact in 21st-century society.

But is there anything… better?

Some people think so. In the spirit of unbiased journalism, we hereby faithfully relay their impressions. Here are 12 things that are better than sex:

12 things that are better than sex, according to people
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  • Lasagne

  • Seat Warmers

  • Maths

  • Tea (Sometimes)

  • Sitting In An Exit Row

  • Holding An iPhone Without A Case

  • Irish Accents (Almost)

  • Having All Your Bills Paid

  • Pokemon

  • Peeing For Two Minutes

  • That Burp

  • Cutting That Hangnail Off

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