WISCONSIN POLICE HAVE a mouthful on their hands with their latest arrest.
Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop, a 30-year-old American man, was in jail in Madison, Wisconsin yesterday after police arrested him for violating his bail conditions from previous run-ins with the law.
Authorities were alerted when neighbours complained of excessive drinking and drug use at a park in the area.
Zoppitybop-Bop-Bop is tentatively charged with carrying a concealed weapon, and possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia, according to The Capital Times, a local newspaper.
He was arrested by police in April of last year after a loaded handgun was found in his bag, the paper reports.
Zopittybob-Bop-Bop’s vaguely scat-sounding name is a recent development rather than his birth name – he was known as Jeffrey Drew Wilschke before he legally changed it last October.
Zopittybob-Bop-Bop’s apparent Facebook page lists his interests as ‘Eating’, ‘Standing’, ‘Walking’ and ‘Thinking’.
- Additional reporting by Associated Press