First of all, where do you originally hail from?
How often do you return home?
As often as I can!
Ah, once every few months.
Christmas and birthdays -- that's it.
What's your favourite thing to rant about?
The cost of rent.
The fact that your local doesn't serve craft beer.
The weather.
You see someone you know from secondary school. Do you...
Keep the head down and hope you don't catch their eye.
Stop to say hello.