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18 strange things Google users search for about famous Irish people

IRISH INTERNET USERS: You’ve been searching for some strange things.

When we decided to take a look at exactly what Google users want to know about famous Irish people, we decided to use the empirically tested and scientifically proven* method of looking at  Google.ie autocomplete results.

Autocomplete uses a Google algorithm to predict and display search queries based on the things that users have been searching for. So a lot of people are apparently very interested in whether Leo Varadkar is married or not, for example.

The results are slightly bizarre. Two recurring themes are searches for whether particular people are gay or straight,  married or single. There were queries about whether one politician is “actually mad” and one asking whether a famous actor is “a shark”.

Not everyone we searched for has autocomplete results – there was nothing for Micheál Martin, for example, so we used Brian Cowen instead – but take a look at the full list below. Be warned: there’s some strange results…

*To save some people time in the comments section: No, this is in no way scientific and is representative only of people who choose to ask full questions on the Google Ireland homepage. And even then, who knows what murky algorithm Google has up its sleeve?

18 strange things Google users search for about famous Irish people
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  • Dustin the Turkey

    We'll just leave this one here without comment.
  • Angela Merkel

    She's not Irish but the results for Angela Merkel were so bizarre we felt compelled to add them. Is she related to Hitler? REALLY?
  • Anne Doyle

    Anne Doyle's marital status continues to be a source of interest for Googlers.
  • Bosco

    Good question.
  • Enya

    Own up. Who's been asking if Enya is really satanic?
  • Mary Hanafin

    Former FF deputy leader Mary Hanafin gets just one result.
  • Mary McAleese

    Just for those who missed October's election.
  • Michael D Higgins

    The President attracts a lot of interest about his personal life
  • Michael Fassbender

    Is Michael Fassbender a shark? IS HE?
  • Mick Wallace

    Calm down, women of Ireland.
  • Paul Gogarty

    The former Green Party TD's er, unexpected antics during the last government seemed to lead to some Google users worrying about his mental health.
  • Pearse Doherty

    People often express interest in the murky and secretive backgrounds of Sinn Féin members. In this case, it was about whether Pearse Doherty is member of Irish rock band The Saw Doctors (he's not. He just shares a name with the one-time bass player of the band).
  • Robbie Keane

    No, he's not related to Roy
  • Roy Keane

    No, he's not related to Robbie
  • Leo Varadkar

    Slightly disturbing.
  • Brian Cowen

    There were no autofill results for Micheal Martin or his deputy Éamon Ó Cuiv so we went for the most recent Fianna Fáil leader instead. A er, varied bunch of searches for Cowen.
  • Eamon Gilmore

    No, he's not.
  • Enda Kenny

    The freemason conspiracy alive and well when it comes to the Taoiseach.

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